Wednesday, March 28, 2012

A Girl Named Michelle in Men's Dance Shoes


I’ve always thought I could be a great dancer. Given the chance, by this time I could be touring foreign lands to reveal my amazing dance skills. However, I was not given the chance. I’ve never been to a dance class, and the only practice I’ve had is when I prance around the house in my leggings. If only I’d come to Georgia sooner…

I’ve been taking dance lessons for three weeks now. Let me be clear: these aren’t salsa, tap, or country dance lessons. No, these are Georgian – stand-on-your-tiptoes, spin-at-insanely-fast-rates, keep-your hands-free, learn-in-another-language –lessons. Our dance lessons started out at two days a week at the school in the next village with Gio mas (my dance teacher). It was going to be me, my (American) friend, and two Georgian high school students. Somewhere along the road we added a third lesson and another student. Oh, and my name became Michelle*.

After the first lesson, I was sure I would be great. I understood the steps, and I caught on pretty quickly. When I got home an hour later, however, I couldn’t remember any of it. By the next week, we were adding hands to the steps, and a few lessons later, we increased the tempo exponentially. My inability continued to prevail.

The past two lessons, we’ve come in a few minutes early when another lesson is finishing. If I wasn’t already convinced I will never be a dancer, watching the small children dance the same thing I’m learning with much more grace and coordination quickly eliminated any remnants of that dream. They’re good. They have legit outfits. They keep tissues in their belts. I wear jeans. And I may have accidentally bought men’s dance shoes.

Through it all– the amazing, dancing children, the men’s shoes, the new name of Michelle, the confusion of misunderstanding Georgian instructions, the fall I took after running and jumping back to my spot, the practicing of dance in my kitchen – I still love it. I practice spinning, spotting, walking with “free” hands, and dancing on my toes with the intensity of a real dancer.
Maybe Gio mas has it right; maybe Michelle is my second half – the dancing half – who has been waiting 23 years to shine. She’s a little dusty and a bit out of shape and her calves hurt from walking up on her toes for hours, but she’s a dancer; she’ll pull through.

In any case, I will continue to dance. I will count out beats in Georgian. I will only wear my dance shoes for dance lessons. I will practice upstairs in the open room. I will learn “left” and “right” in Georgian.  And I will respond to “Michelle.”

*If you know me, my name is not Michelle. It is, in fact, Andrea. Multiple attempts have been made to correct my dance teacher – in fellow Georgian’s Georgian and in my rudimentary Georgian – but to no avail; my name remains Michelle.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Consequences of Boredom


For those of you who are not aware, I’m going to be a guest blogger for the TLG blog. I’m going to go ahead and post all of the blogs that I write for that onto my personal blog, but I wanted to give a little bit of background because this isn’t exactly the “personal experience” type of thing that I typically write. If you read something, and it seems to be out of place, it’s probably because it was originally a TLG blog post.

For many TLG teachers, life in one of Georgia’s thousands of villages has become part of the experience. No longer do cows blocking traffic, chickens becoming dinner, horses pulling logs, water disappearing, and families living in the pechi room bother us; it’s part of the routine. Throughout the winter, however, I have encountered a part of village life I was not anticipating – endless amounts of free time.

When it is too cold to go outside, and the only thing to do in my village is play backgammon with the men on the streets, I can either become insanely good at backgammon or go crazy with boredom. Since I’m a woman, backgammon-playing with the men is out of the question, so I am discovering new ways to keep myself busy. For Christmas, my mom sent me a package (USA2Georgia is my best friend) that included an embroidered blanket kit. I downloaded the classic novels I’ve avoided in the past onto my e-reader. I studied Georgian more regularly, and I began to memorize a Georgian poem. Basically, I became an old woman.

I would suspect that many other volunteers have experienced this same phenomenon. Coming from a life where I was always busy, constantly going somewhere, and wanting more downtime, I was thrilled to finally have it. After approximately 10 minutes of just sitting, however, I knew the thrill would not last; I needed to do something. Knowing other teachers in our various villages are going through this same process, I would like to provide some options for getting through the hours upon hours of sitting.

1.       Take up a hobby. Granted, in a village you will have limited resources, and you’ll have to work with what you have; overall, though, I think it’s a good option. Learn to ride horses, become a master chicken-catcher, or start splitting wood. You’ll have to find the horses when they’re not pulling logs and catch the chickens before they become dinner, but if you’re dedicated to learning, I’m sure you can figure it out.

2.       Improve your mind with literature. Do you realize how many books you could memorize with 9-10 hours each day of free time? Imagine going back home and telling people you memorized the complete works of Jane Austen or that you would love to meet up with them later and quote A Tale of Two Cities. If you’re a guy and want to impress girls, you could memorize the romantic words of the vampire-hero ofTwilight.

3.       Learn a language. You’re in Georgia, so Georgian is the obvious choice, but what if you learned Zulu while you are here? I assure you it would be a unique accomplishment. Better yet, why not create your own language? I would advise against teaching it in your classrooms, but you can be the judge of that one.

4.       Start cooking. I already have a cake recipe as well as pictures of the khachapuri-making process. Learn some Georgian dishes and become an expert at them. My Georgian dad is always telling me the businesses I could start in America with Georgian food. Although I had to break it to him that the US government would have a problem with me if I started making wine in the refrigerator-door-and-tarp-covered wooden barrels in my backyard and selling it on the side of the road, he is convinced I can make money with homemade khachapuri and tone bread.

I realize some of these options may seem a bit…extreme, but when I have 10 hours of free time every day (getting home at 1:30 and going to bed around 11:00), extreme measures have been proven to be necessary. Never underestimate the consequences of boredom.

50 Words or Less: March 12


Monday: Nika told me one of my Georgian dad’s best friends was in jail for 19 years, which, of course, brought me to ask, “Why?” He was in the mafia. And he killed his mother. And the man his mother was having an affair with. He was at dinner last night.

Tuesday: Celebrated the spring day with a walk through the Vazisubani cemetery before going to my dance lesson.

Wednesday: What is it about the bell ringing at the end of classes that makes students turn into wild animals? I know you’re excited about leaving class, but do not use your excess energy to attack a girl with your English book or scream in the highest audible pitch.

Thursday: Instead of saying “I love my jeans” for one of the dialogues, one of my 5th graders said “I love you” to his classmate. Further declarations of love then continued throughout class as everyone revealed who each other liked. And yet another day of dance, wind, and lost power.

Friday: Power came and went. And came and went. Played Trouble and made a Georgian verb dictionary, all the while realizing how boring my life has become.

Saturday: Went to church and came home to find that I would have 2 hours all to myself, during which I watched Georgia kick Russia’s butt in rugby, finished HP2, made lunch, drank a cup of hot chocolate, sang out loud, and edited pictures.

Sunday: Took a taxi, which included swerving at 70 mph to avoid cows, sheep, and potholes, to Davit Gureja, where we walked up a miniature mountain, and got back into the taxi, ran out of gas, got “towed” by the taxi driver’s parents, and witnessed road rage at 93 mph.

50 Words or Less: March 5, February 27


Week of March 5

Monday: Walked to school with my brothers, bought dance shoes in Telavi, played games with Ani, and took pictures of the mountains that most likely won’t look anything close to what they are.

Tuesday: Day one of dance. Vymey.

Wednesday: Sleepover at my house in celebration of Women’s Day. No school tomorrow.

Thursday: Celebrated Women’s Day by sleeping late, eating a cookie or three, watching Modern Family and Arrested Development, trading pictures and music, and taking a shower.

Friday: It’s going to be hard to go back to the States, where one’s coolness is based upon Friday night’s plans. My street cred will go down significantly if it gets out that I spent the majority of my Friday nights at a dance lesson, reading, crafting, or watching a movie…alone.

Saturday: Went to church, sang a song in Georgian, Russian, and English, baked a chocolate cake at Anita’s, watched Courageous without laughing too many times while eating said cake, came home to a candle-lit room, and played Trouble with Ani and Nana while Niko yelled out moves.

Sunday: Went to church, sang a song in Georgian, Russian, and English, made a side trip to Sighnaghi for Mexican food, came home to a mini-feast with cha-cha, drank wine and played Trouble and Backgammon with Nika, and finished the night off with cartoons and Fear Factor.


Week of February 27

Monday: Went to “Tbilisi Hostel” where I would be sleeping with four, smelly boys. Praise the Lord because it was the wrong one. A trip to McDonalds, 2 hours of training, and a 4 hour dinner later, and I have had a wonderful day.

Tuesday: “Explore the city on your day off” equals walk around in the sun, eat McDonalds, read Anna Karenina, sit in the park, meet up with a  friend, catch up on TV shows, Skype with Chelsea, and eat dinner with friends.

Wednesday: Met with Minister DimitriShashkini for breakfast at the Marriott followed by cinnamon tea at Prospero’s and a marshutka ride back to the village.

Thursday: The power went out around 7pm, so Ani, Nana, and I played Trouble (travel version) by candlelight while Niko sat at the end of the table asking what the number was and yelling out the moves he thought we should be making.

Friday: 4th graders told to work on other homework because they don’t know English and 6th graders blatantly cheating were the highlights at school, after which Jenny and I left for Gudauri only to realize we should’ve had a plan.

Saturday: Took the ski lift through the mountains, caught up on journaling while Jenny skied, and finished the day off making breakfast for dinner.

Sunday: Cut my hand doing the dishes after breakfast and wrapped it up without a Band-Aid, making it look like I had a knife wound rather than a broken glass cut. Came back to the village where Nika and Shotiko had apparently made an appearance. Watched BBT Season 4 in bed.